🇺🇸 Anchor baby from Sunset Park, Brooklyn

🇩🇴 Mi gente call me tígerasa ’cause I’ve done a lot of things for cash.

ICYMI:

Taught pre-K and 5th-grade ESL (cat wrangling on X-Games mode) ¢

Did case intake for “If you have a structured settlement and you need cash now…”

Ran warehouses shipping exclusive merch for Madonna, UFC, NIN, Bon Jovi, Carrie Underwood, The Killers, and Criss Angel (MINDFREAK!)

Worked for a “real estate” company featured on the iconic 'Shame on You' show

Took Charlie Sheen’s personal sports bets while writing betting lines at an offshore gambling site ¢

But now, I get paid to sell concepts and copy for things like hemorrhoid cream, booze, rat poison, toys, bread, and sugary drinks.

So yea — I work hard for the money .

Greatest hits (so far):

Wrote Adobe’s "Make it with Creative Cloud" tagline #MadeThis

Made the K-Y client blush mid-presentation

My word babies ended up on two vitaminwater bottles (and the subway)

Briefed a rat trainer (coolest job ever)

Worked with Target’s mascot: Bullseye (a very good girl)

Broke Shazam with a drinkable tweet for Coke zero

Got Conan O’Brien to read my Panera copy on a podcast

Went viral (for the wrong reasons) with #OpenToTry

Got escorted out by security during a Dave & Buster’s shoot at Atlantic Center Mall

Snuck the f-word into a Panera focaccia commercial

Worked with James Victore on an anti-smoking campaign

Created Panera’s most viral TikTok — and left the comments ON

If that’s the energy your deck needs, hire me , and I’ll work hard for you too.

#obsessed with true crime, drag, Pokémon, Yo-Kai, and inappropriate everythingeverythingeverything jokes